i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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