that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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