yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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