Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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