i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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