i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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