He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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