Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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