booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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