You work out of a Hotel?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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