Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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