Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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