So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
