how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
