I'd wear matching sweaters with you
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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