He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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