Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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