I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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