Welp...herpes.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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