yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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