You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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