my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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