You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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