He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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