My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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