plz talk dirty to me
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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