Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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