Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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