I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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