So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Do vagina's smell?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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