well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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