Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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