oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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