For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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