A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
that's an acceptable place to lick
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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