carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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