He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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