My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just threw up on my dentist
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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