so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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