The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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