so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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