oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You're a waste of cheezeits
sex in a hospital.. check
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
