New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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