I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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