lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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