if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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