all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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