How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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