so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize