My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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