I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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