I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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