beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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