Kiss
Puke
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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