Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
bring money and cleavage
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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