we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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