You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We are two peas in an std pod
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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