No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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