It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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