Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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